Now, children, gather round - it's time to tell you about my actual day, not my MSP day :)
OK, so I was at school, and me, my best friends Adele, Rhiannon, Shannon and Carla and two boys we know - Tom and Jordan - were hanging around the school building. We were messing about, and because my fwends think that Jordan fancies me - like likes, for those who don't use the poncy word "fancies" :3 - they kept pushing me into him, and Tom did the same to Jordan. At one point, Jordan pushed ME, and he touched my chest! I was furious - though now that I look back I guess it was an accident - and went up to him and kicked him really hard in the groin!!!! xD Naughty, naughty little me.
Jordan doubled up, and Tom pushed him, aiming for me. He missed and Jordan landed on the floor. I guess he blacked out then, because later on he said he didn't remember any of it - that Tom had filled him in.
I knelt over him and went, "Jordan? Are you okay?"
He didn't respond, and a crowd began gathering. When Mr Breeze arrived I started to wonder whether I would be okay - I've never had detention before!
Fearing for my life, I whispered to Jordan, "Jordan? Can you open your eyes for me please?"
And he did! I'mma magic unicorn 8)
He sat up and looked around. When he realized that he was crying he stood up and his face changed.
There's nothing boys hate more than having their mates/girls see them cry.
"What happened, Jordan?" asked Mr Breeze.
"Nothing." Jordan answered grumpily. "I'm fine." And he stalked off, followed closely by Tom.
I stared after him, and then my friends began to haul me towards him. I shook them off - Jordan wouldn't want to see anyone after that, let alone me! I burst into tears and locked myself in the toilets.
He didn't rat my out! How sweet is he?!
Post more soon!
-Abbs
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